May 2013
110 posts
odgehog:
sherlockedforwho:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
JUST GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED! Holaaaa
DrUnK.
“The life of man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an...”
– David Hume (via florentino-ariza)
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
“Think dehumanizing women in the public sphere, portraying them as sex objects...”
– Laura Bates, in an article titled The 12 Days of Misogyny, explaining why your hilarious jokes about women actually do matter. (via ceedling)
This drives me crazy (via k0skeshh)
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
When someone touches my phone
sodamnrelatable:
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate in it:
And I’m like:
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via damnyoulauren)
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
averypotterurl:
neildegrassetyson:
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
rnemes:
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
fluent-in-lesbianism:
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
