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SHSU Bearkat. Twenty. Confused.

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit


itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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punkbread:

i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably


lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.


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